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There are Pretenders among us.
In 1963, a corporation known as The Centre
Isolated a young Pretender named Jarod
and exploited his genius for their research.
Then one day, their Pretender ran away…
There are Pretender Fans among us.
Fans with the ability to know and excellent program when they see one.
In 2000, a corporation known as
The National Broadcasting Company
cancelled The Pretender and exploited their fans
with an explosive cliff-hanger.
Then one day, TNT made two movies
and left fans even more frustrated…
ARE YOU A FRUSTRATED PRETENDER FAN?
Do you want closure?
Please join a grass roots effort for Frustrated Pretender fans. If fans from around the world band together we can get the attention of the Powers That Be. We fans can pledge to raise the funds to make another movie!
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